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In the beginning, god exploded

Its plausible: god had a rough few eons designing the universe. Was ticked off that she needed quantum physics to make things work even though quantum physics doesn’t make any sense. Couldn’t get that spot out of Jupiter. Couldn’t get monkeys to stop throwing poo. So she grabbed all her plans and prototypes and crammed them into a tiny little ball. Kept cramming, couldn’t stop, too ticked off. Forgot her own strength and crammed it all so far past the point of stability that it all just banged bigly, blew up real good, taking her with it. Humans were lucky enough to appear out of that whole mess, so our job is to work together to figure everything out and put god and her plans back on track. Try not to screw it up, god has enough problems.