Honk if you’re rich

Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

Sketch comedy is about taking one idea and heightening it relentlessly.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

The first beat explains it, the second beat explores it, the third beat breaks it.

If the premise is clear, the jokes will come.

The job of the comedian is to know which line to cross.

A comedian is simply an actor who refuses to take himself seriously