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If the premise is clear, the jokes will come.

A comedian is simply an actor who refuses to take himself seriously

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

The first beat explains it, the second beat explores it, the third beat breaks it.

The job of the comedian is to know which line to cross.

Sketch comedy is about taking one idea and heightening it relentlessly.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.