Cult option #1: Eye Dusters
That stuff that you can see floating around on your eyes when you look at white wall or up at the sky? All the answers are there. In this cult,…
Famous last words
Final quotes from diers of note: "I'm bored with it all. Winston Churchill "This is no way to live! Groucho Marx "Damn it! Don’t you dare ask god to help…
In the beginning, god exploded
Its plausible: god had a rough few eons designing the universe. Was ticked off that she needed quantum physics to make things work even though quantum physics doesn't make any…
Cryoman
Thomas was smart, rich, and proud. He invented the TomLev100 hypertrain when he was 25 years old and it quickly revolutionized commuter transit around the world. By age 30, he…
The best religious joke of all time
As voted by the readers of The Ship of Fools in 2005, the funniest religious joke of all time comes from Emo Philips. Its best to watch his delivery here:…